Free Credit Report Commercials

If I hate your songs so much, why do I know all the words? And how come I start singing along every time one of your commercials comes on?
Damn you, free credit report dot com, damn you!

Axe Recovery Shower Gel

Axe Recovery is a body wash my roomate picked up a couple of weeks ago.
I don't really have a problem with it, though I do hate how Axe and other like companies tout their products as making you magically attractive to women. It's just body wash guys.
This body wash though, comes packed with electrolytes, which has it marketed as a wonderous hangover cure for your morning shower. I don't know about all that, but what I do know is that every time I take a shower, I think to myself:

I am washing up with what plants crave!